My new Fic! Rated 4 laguge

[004rocks]

I believe I can Fly!

I do not own cyborg 009 or the song "I believe I can Fly" What a shame. By the time I

own them Penguins will rule the under world and Hiei will be Crazy buttafly's boy friend
and 005 and 004 will come give me hug! XD
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"Ladies and gentle men, And all cyborgs." said Andy. "I present to you the singing Jet Link!"

"Do really have to listen to him sing?" asked the cyborgs. "And why are we doing this talent night
thing?"

"Cuz 003 and Dr. Gilmore thought it was a good Idea!" said Andy. All the cyborgs moaned. "And If he brakes the windows than he has to pay for it!"

"Alright just start the damn thing!" hollered 004. Andy glared daggers at him. "Umm. Please start!" 0.0U
"I Present for the second time The singing Jet Link!" said Andy. There was a long pause. "Start singing asshole!

"Fine!" Yelled Jet. The sheet went up and he started to sing.
 <br>
"I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm learning on the everlasting arms"

"Hahahahahahahahaha," everyone R.O.F.L

" Hey Shut the hell up!" yelled Jet. Starts to sing again.

]
"If I can see it
Then I can do it
If I just believe it
There's nothing to it"
]

"Hey Jet the windows are going to break!" Said 007. Everyone L.T.F.A.O.

"Shut the shit up" Jet was now mad. But sang anyway.

"I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me"

[Everyone trying to hold back laughs]

[Jet glaring at everyone]

[
"If I can see it
Then I can do it
If I just believe it
There's nothing to it"
]

[Laughing so hard they are crying]

"Stop It!" Yelled Jet.

"I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Oh I believe I can fly
Cause I believe in me"

[
"If I can see it
Then I can do it
If I just believe it
There's nothing to it"
]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" [cant hold it back any longer]

"I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running that open door
I believe I can fly"

[Jet stops singing a drops the microphone.]

"Why are you laughing?" he asked almost crying.

004 said, "You got so high in the middle! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

"SO?" said Jet.
 <br>"And you don’t have any pants on!" said 009.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA" said all.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS?" yelled Jet trying to hide behind the sheet.

[Swinging pants around] "Are these yours?" asked 009.
[Jet turns as red as a fire truck] GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK YOU PERVERTED ASSHOLE!" yelled Jet.

[Throws pants back to him] "Who's going next?" asked 009.
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“I don’t know who I should make go next!” said Andy. “I know you guys review and tell me who you want to go next!”

“Please don’t pick me” yelled everyone in unison .

“Please R&R!” said 002.

[004rocks]

Chapter 2



003's talent is...... Dancing! Duh!

I do not own cyborg 009. What a shame, What a damn shame! I wish I did own it. Then I could have a party and all the authors could hang out with there favorite cyborg. I would rock! ^_____________________^

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"And now gentle men, and 002," said Andy. "I now present 003 and her dance!"

[Every one but 002 is on the floor laughing their heads off.]

"You suck so much its not funny!" cried 002.

[Puts head into hands and cries.]

"Can I start now or what?" yelled 003.

[Every one was thinking or what you French bitch.]

"I'm starting anyway!" she yelled.

[The sheet goes up and she starts to dance]

"Is that all your going to do? Dance!" hollered 004.

[009 secretly agrees with him, Then goes and hides]

"Yes, and I’m dancing for Joe! Isn’t that right? Joey bear?" 003 looks around. "Where did he go?"

004 jokingly saying, "Oh didn't I tell you me and 002 killed him!"

"What?!?!?!?!!? You two ugly basterds killed him!" she yelled.

//////VDG your right 003 is stupid and needs to die!//////

[All 004's and 002's fan girls walk in]

"Our Albert/Jet is not an ugly basterd, you French bitch!" they all screamed together. "Get her!"

[About 2.000 people are now chasing 003 and screaming "KILL HER"]

"003 talent is over!" said Andy.

"YAY! Freedom!" yelled the cyborgs.

[Andy Leaves for about two minutes]

"Where the hell did she go?" asked 004.

[Comes back with big buckets of popcorn]

"Can I have some?" asked all the cyborgs.

[except 003 of curse! XD]

"Yes but first I have to call in some friends!" said Andy.

"What friends? Which ones?" asked 002.

"VDG, Slasher, and Rae. 005 you going to share popcorn with VDG. 002 with Rae and 004 with Slasher and me." said Andy.

///////Dear Slasher: I am also a 004 fan girl and want to kill 003! There’s enough popcorn for three of us/////

"002, lets sit on the roof and watch 003 get killed!" said Rae with fire in her eyes.

"I like this girl!" said 002.

[lighted his jets and flew to the roof]

“These are my two favorite fan girls! Don’t tell the other ones!" Whispered 004

/////Sorry to all 004 fan girls but We snuggle and you kill 003! Deal?

[Shakes hands]

Thank you so much. I'll make him autograph some stuff for you///////

"Hey Andy! Are we going to kill the French bitch in this chapter or just chase her around?" asked a 002 fan girl.

"I'm sorry but we need to keep her alive for now.......................But, torture her all you want!" said Andy.

[All fan girls smirked]

/////Damn. Why is this chapter so short? All well//////

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"Ok the French bitch is being tortured right now so all you 003 haters give yourself a pat on the back! Anyone who want to snuggle with 001.006,007,008 or 009 just give me you pen name and bam! Have fun snuggling!"

"Please R&R! said 001! "Save yourself!"

[Susanami10]

LOL, very fuuny. I wanna snuggle too. With 009 of course. I'm a fangirl of him, and I mostly call myself LoveGoddessKomi. Add the 1960's 009.* he's in the pic in my sig*

[GuardiansUnite]

That was funny.

[Joe Shimamura]

::Holding back 003 from seriously Hurting anyone:: color=Pink]why I outta *)(*&**%&*$^&[/color]

wait wait Calm down love it's only a fan fic we all have to put up with twisted ones like the Jet, AL and Joe ones I had to.. anyway lets just be nice

not bad good Creativity ::still holding her back he kisses her getting her to stop::

8.9/10

[GuardiansUnite]

Joe said:

::Holding back 003 from seriously Hurting anyone:: why I outta *)(*&**%&*$^&

wait wait Calm down love it's only a fan fic we all have to put up with twisted ones like the Jet, AL and Joe ones I had to.. anyway lets just be nice

not bad good Creativity ::still holding her back he kisses her getting her to stop::

8.9/10

Me:*growls*

Irma:Get a room you two! You got a girl who's birthday's today,and gets jealous very easily.

Me:If only I had someone to love.*sulks*

Pao Chai: I know!But the only guys we like are-

Me:*growls*I dare you to finish that sentence!

Pao Chai:*flys up into the air*Are taken!

Me:*falls to the ground crying*You finished the sentence! I hate you!

Pao Chai:Its alright.*pats me on the back*

Irma:See!

[0045]

Lame! That was dumb!! You are such a hagsfiend and a idiot for having a story like that! I think you should fall a cliff dirt bag!